Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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