Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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