we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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