would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
