I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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