I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I understand Curling. That high.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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