apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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