Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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