So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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