Those balls look pretty dangerous.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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