The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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