You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
and you fell through a lawn chair
I pour the whiskey from now on
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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