Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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