I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
