You're my little dorito
She is in my trunk
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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