You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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