therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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