Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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