How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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