let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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