Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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