id be glad to
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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