doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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