Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
