Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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