what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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