I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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