My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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