I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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