What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
