I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
