yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
