drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
