bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
