i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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