the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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