After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
this boner is exhausting
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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