Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's never too late to be topless.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Randomize
