covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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