Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
