im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i think im in europe. pls send help
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
