Non-Jews are for practice
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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