He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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