I am puke
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
