Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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