What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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