I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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