I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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