The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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