The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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